wewatchthefire asked: It sounds like it Maurice, wish we could've been there to laugh it out with you.
You gotta come t’more of our feasts! I mean, be subtle obviously, don’t want either of’em gettin’ thoughts, but… Still!
wewatchthefire asked: We're trying to be, and you're a great friend to us too and yes, we would most love to hear about Jackie.
Ate a littl’too much pig las’night and got all sent’mental! It was the funniest thing-!
wewatchthefire asked: Wandering around Maurice, Like usual, we like to get away from the fighting, you know?
Yeah yeah, hey, be more careful, ya hear? You two are some pretty great friends, jus’ don’t want you to get caught.
*sneakily looks around*
So, wanna hear ‘bout what happened the other day wi’Jackie?
wewatchthefire asked: Ello' Maurice!
Ello!!
Wait… Waaater you doin’? You don’t wanna be caught by either of the chiefs! They been fightin’ a lot more’n usual lately.
Anonymous asked: Do you want to fuck Jack?
Do I wanna what, now…?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I remember when my mum got me a pet gerbil or summat, an’ he went’n tore up a part of her sofa!
